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Internet slangs are the modern day short forms evolved for the chat rooms. These slangs developed in the days of yahoo chat, where users used to chat for hours finding friends or with friends. By the law of nature anything tends to evolve in a way trying to find a shortcut. People started ussing TC for take care or CU for seee you. In this way internet slangs evolved slowly and slowly and started becoming famous with more and more use. Some people belive that slangs are making english language handicapped and skewed. But as you know these are new 20-20 of cricket and masses are linking them already. Whatever you argue, these slangs are here to stay.
Short Form
Full Form
At The Moment
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
internet service provider
In Search Of
C..........Carbon H..........Hydrogen M.........Metals E.........Elements S.........Sorting T..........Testing R.........Reacting Y.........Yielding
Face (photos) and Book (file) to share wid ur frnds
B: Borrowing A: Accepting N: Negotiating K: Keeping
very important person
what you see is what you get
consider it done
parent looking
world wide web
Politically Correct
denial of service
Don't Type Please
kentucky fried chicken
Significant Other
Together Everyone Achieves More
dropping like flies
S-solution of problems.(Who is) I-important in life.(Who is) S-security is on you (whose) T-tear gives pain(whose) E-emotion is relateded with you(Whose) R-Relationship is very special(Whose)
Take Care
You Suck
res (with reference to / regarding)
I can't rememer
Chat Post
Only Kidding
no full form
internet protocol
Can't remember
Short Message Service (more cell phones and pagers than chat rooms and the Internet)
No Thanks
Sincerity, Capacity, Honesty, Orderliness, Obedience, and Learning
Network Interface Card
corporate social responsibility
no shit sherlock
can't believe it
display picture
rest in peace
paginae (pages)
Parents are looking Over my Shoulder.
parent over shoulder
mid life crisis
Drop Dead Gorgeous
unreal tournament
text back
same old place
Human Resources
down to hang
restroom break
Details in Thread
etcetera (and so forth)
fruit cake
Stop That
to be honest
long time
operating system
Frequently Asked Question
frequently asked question
get over it
on the phone
managing director
Laughing My Ass Off
unique selling point
Always a Pleasure
as soon as possible
public limited company
tender loving care
Be Back Soon
United States Dollar
that's so cool
nice hand
For Your Information
estimated time of arrival
you dont care
like i care
rock out
Google Image Search
Laughing Out Loud
Laughing Out Loud / Lots of Love
laughing out loud
just saying
Best Regards
Real-time strategy
not paying attention
rest room
don't bother me
Original Poster
Please Find Attached
Thats Pretty Stupid
test procedure specification
don't go
good point
in the dark
respondez s il vous plait (please reply)
text the cell
change the subject
over dose
Go Ahead
On Screen Display
is it tight
internet relay chat
Try again
Be with You Everytime
in that case
local area network
over the shoulder
I'll return the favor
Off Topic
don't die
With respect to
cost per 1000 impressions
with regard to
End of day
Land Air And Water
World Wrestling Entertainment
Doesn't Matter
im so sorry
customer relationship management
Same Old S**t (stuff)
same old shit
What todays message boards are called.  Often using php as defining language to quickly write real time messages and replies to a web site (or page)
to be decided
against the odds
comment back
I'm back
for attention of
sorry bout caps
Call of Duty
to be announced
to be anounced
Gotta Run
i see you
secure sockets layer
end of file
No Problems
also known as
be there soon
Sweet Dreams
return the favor
not applicable
miss you
internet slang dictionary
answer the phone
After Trying Keep Trying
Cant Remember S**t
can't remember shit
don't screw up
garbage in garbage out
who cares
See You - also posted as cya
need to talk
Don't get me started
nota bene (important notice this)
Keep it Short and Simple
In My Opinion
In My Opinion
computer information science
angry comments
content management system
Command and Conquer
Real Life (as opposed to being online)
real life
aol instant messanger
laughing on the inside
curriculum vitae
Artificial Intelligence
Domain Name System
first name
Non-playable character
Do Not Disturb
public display of affection
just in time
close of business
Cyber Athlete Professional League
first in first out
Talk to You
miles per hour
God Damn it
First Person Shooter
extreme droll
just curious
M - Modify O - OPeration B - Byte I - Integration L - Limited E- Energy
call the cell
matter of fact
raughing out roud
Personal Time Off
toilet paper
Avatar - Graphical representation (a picture) often used in chat rooms to depict a person that is in the room and chatting.
Couldn't Care Less
small and medium (size) enterprises
Unpleasant Visual
you have
Private Message
Read the Rules
good luck
Search Engine Optimization
for your attention
see my blog
last in first out
No Problem
damn the luck
leave me some
meet me there
Til Next Time
Bye For Now
Never Mind
Welcome Back (you say this when someone returns to a chat room)
write back
Instant Message
Instant Message
Software Development Life Cycle
Tough S**t
please come over
talking shit
Girl friend
et alii (and everyone else)
Back At Keyboard (Im back)
what are you doing
Hurry Back
all the best
thank you so much
voice over ip
Ready Made: pre-existing
Return On Investment
What The F**K
don't mention it
god bless you
I don't care
user agreement
double team
you would
Crime Scene Investigation
i owe you
read the article
application program interface
point of interest
bring a friend
I know really
peanut butter
social media
be back tomorrow
forever and always
Heard Through
just joking
Work In progress
call me later
see you soon
don't really care
parent over looking
public relations
best friend forever
can't talk
business to business
For Sure
From The Article
playstation netwok
Thanks In Advance
Google Mail
what's up
be back whenever
Laughing My F***ing A## Off
compare this with
end of message
Software Development Kit
do i care
Keep In Touch
Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer
mom over shoulder
laughing like crazy
no comment
first post
let's go shopping!
if and only if
Suck my big toe
player kill
Virtual Places: A brand of chat offered by Excite in the late 90s and early 2000.
vice president
crying my eyes out
prisoner of war
bloody hell
Working From Home
Missing in action
strengths weaknesses opportunities threats
come with me
stay in touch
Right now
going to school
please help me
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
well done
extra large
how dare you
obsessive compulsive disorder
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
dance dance revolution
That s All Folks
this is fun
miss you lots
off the chain
year to date
don't know
the Old Man
please reply
nothing in particular
to be very honest
User Interface
Worries Invented for Ever
role playing game
good morning
the Old Lady
insane clown posse
Same old crap
In Real Life
In Real Life
service oriented architecture
To be continued
Team effort
text to speech
call of duty 5
no offense
transmission control protocol
Over the Top
direct download
absent without leave
body odour
thats All For Now
id est (that is that means)
not for sale
Parent Over Back
internal server error
Thank Goodness Its Friday
Too Much Info. (information)
Thank goodness it s Friday
thank god it's friday
too much information
away message
you only live once
more to come
date of birth
I speak geek
of course
Talk To You Later
think about it
Shaking My Head
with out
Nintendo DS
so to speak
Evil Grin
exempli gratia (for example)
evil grin
you tell me
I Love You
Real Time
Cisco Certified Network Associate
frequently asked question(s)
looking for
normal operating procedure
bad luck
all or nothing
Call My House
Google Click Fraud
he loves me
wrong person
have fun
Be Right Back
away from computer
application specific integrated circuit
farting out loud
homestar runner
eat shit loser
male or female
playstation portable
Away From the Keyboard
do it yourself
Away from Keyboard
temperature / temporary
no further text
What The ...? or Who the ...?
thank god
Same Here
Thank You
I can't believe
shit happens
thank you
yoUre Welcome
end of business
By The Way
BeTWeen you and me ...
high school dropout
Emergency Parent Alert
Got To Run
Got to run
national basketball association
search engine results page
how come
Piece of crap
For the Kill
I'll be there
I'm so bored.
Crying on the floor
Hit Me Up
I think not
what about you
eager to please
in this thread
kill me please
I Love Ya.
Don't Trust Anyone
I Totally Agree
love you
original gangster
parent over my shoulder
on your own
cute guy friend
parents are watching
horse shit and splinters
BlackBerry Messenger
kill yourself
my little pony
time to run
All the way
moderator is watching
Look It Up
should be
Barking Out Loud
take me out
with all my heart
Off The Rack: Saying that something is outside the ordinary.
acceptable use policy
never mind
Be Back Later
see you later
Pics or it did not happen
someone who is new
First In Still Here (someone who is on line TOO much)
knock out
Age Of Empires
I don't remember
no crap sherlock
End Of Thread (meaning end of discussion)
end of transmission
smiling to myself
Parents are watching
nice game
Day of Defeat
But Then Again....
boss is watching
Medal Of Honor
Write Back Soon
Get A Life
any other business
end of Line
my life is amazing
All My Love
hit the cell
I Got This
Me so horny
F*** This S***
I Seek You.  A computer program used to communicate instantly over the Internet.
Just Kidding
Just Kidding
thanks a lot
what the crap
boss over shoulder
In Any Case
in reply to
no reserve
report the loss
denial of normal
Still got it
got to go
Career Limiting Move
Cool Like Me
go to hell
more or less
what about you
keep talking
said in context
you are stupid
mom in room
Wish Me Luck
Be Right Here
Laughing To ones Self
Public Service Announcement
User Acceptance Testing
wait a minute
crying out loud
Rolling On Laughing Floor
you are a
1. No Response Necessary
2. Not Right Now
call of duty 4
dead on arrival
making me laugh
No Response Necessary
let me guess
I don't know
just playing
As Far As I Know
quoted for truth
no pun intended
to represent
visual basic
Already Been Done
I don't know
Just Asking
terms of service
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
back at you
for the time being
Not My Problem
point of view
service oriented enterprise
shut your mouth
get on camera
Hope That Helps
Hope This(That) Helps
I don't like
peer to peer
not much here
pretty damn quick
age of consent
I Dont kNow
Works For Me
Friends with Benefits
i don't know
no problem here
Big Evil Grin
laugh out loud
I stole this word from noslang.com
merge from current
Nice job
play to win
Same time tomorrow
without a doubt
Wanna have fun?
br right back bath room break
Continued in Next Post (seen more on message boards than chat)
Real Soon Now
be right back soon
Personal Computer Memory Cards International Association
People Cant Master Computer Industry Acronyms (slang)
Shit Out Of Luck
Shit outta luck
Over The Edge (beyond common sense or beyond good taste)
Laughing for real
thats just boring
internet engineering task force
Killed In Action
on the way
Please forgive me
all day long
as per usual
blue screen of death
please send tell
adult over shoulder
I don't like you
Praise the Lord
male seeking female
right back at you
sorry bout that
tell me later
don't wanna talk
Grand Theft Auto
I love my self
last name
At Any Rate
i love it
In Other Words
"Oh My Gosh (although its usually used with the Lords name in place of ""gosh"")"
oh my God
best boy friend
fatal error
God Only Knows
getting shit done
which reminds me
Take Your Time
Massive Multiplayer Online
note to self
see you later
where are you
Im Out of Here
Anytime Anyplace Anywhere
I'm out of here
other people near by
if you know what i mean
kill steal
leave a message
I am going in (Game)
Free On Board
fresh off the boat
don't mess up
I really don't care
Long-distance relationship
bored to death
got to go
parents are watching
Thank You
unPolitically Correct
it depends on price
I nominate this post for the post of the month
sorry wrong person
Cool Like That
full of shit
Tough Luck
Alive And Kicking
not to bad
on the internet
person who diliberately stirs up trouble
Just A Second
circa about c1800
care to chat?
For The Record
more than likely
You owe me
by the by
one more time
That's so sweet
On The Other Hand ...
More to Follow
new in box
on the floor laughing
on the other hand
team kill
answer the question
very funny
what would you do?
Any Day Now
In My Humble Opinion (or In My Honest Opinion)
In My Humble Opinion
are you serious
I don't even know
I am back
Just Messing
National Collegiate Athletic Association
not for real
out to lunch
silent but deadly
change the topic
For your Love
in case you missed it
pretty damn good
swear to god
age and location
cry me a river
Diablo 2
for future reference
how about you
I've made my Point
read the manual
so not fair
smile on face
flying spaghetti monster
get well soon
i am so bored
out of the office
Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
I don't mind
rolling on the floor
Just Wondering
take my advice
hate my life
nice job partner
parents at home
You know right
where's the party
but when though
Daughter in law
not at all
pimply faced youth
Up to Date
Youre Welcome
You re Welcome
you're welcome
I don't really care
for some reason
something like that
"Screen Name.  The name or moniker selected by person in an IM or chat program.  ex: My ""SN"" in vp was ""-lone.wolf"""
don't worry
screen name
stupid off topic crap
thanks for sharing
Alive And Smiling
be right back taking shit
friendly fire
For the win!
fixed your post
laugh at that
see you later
World of Warcraft
wicked gril
Shit Eating Grin
according to you
Laugh out loud at you
mind your own business
not safe for work
Shit Eatin Grin
to my knowledge
Did I Say
Banned by parents
be right back later
Funny as hell
For Your Entertainment
I know man
care for a secret?
What You Mean?
stamped addressed envelope
just like that
keeping parents clueless
you scare me
not my fault
parents in room
Bring your own Beer
gotta go pee
good to know
let me know
happy birthday
i gotta go
typing one handed
you are my world
Bite My A** (became popular with the Simpsons cartoon show)
"People. example: ""There sure are a lot of peeps in this room"" - meaning a lot of people are in the chat room."
best mates always
see you in class
end of story
giggle out loud
how are you
More next time
pissing myself laughing
what on earth
wanna cyber?
Asynchronous Javascript and XML
comment me back
end of conversation
i am sorry please forgive me
How Are You
Not Gonna Lie
talk to me
Whats In It For Me?
bless my life
don't text back
good luck all
I guess so
player versus player
Cant Understand S**t (stuff)
Heads Up Display
Leave Me One
what was that
good half
I Am Bored
Pain In The Ass
Post graduate teachers
instant message me
are you alone
see you soon
can't stop laughing
Driving while black
in the know
Just In Case
very good condition
free for all
I am Not Sure
make it quick
Microsoft Vista
Parents Are Gone
put a sock in it
real quick
you stupid shit
falling from chair laughing
Nintendo Entertainment System
Distributed Denial of Service
freedom of information act
I really have to go to the bathroom
little girls room
ready to go
Too Damn Lazy
you are weird
E-mail Address (example: ?ema or ema? = what is your email address)
Thank You
awaiting your comments
For The Lose
I will be right back later
Like it Matters
talking to myself
Just hanging
That's ok
thinking of you
very nice
Years Old
Hip and Trendy
last in last out
(Spreading) Fear Uncertainty and Disinformation
as a friend
don't piss me off
Laughing Quietly
as i was saying
blowing stuff out my nose
got to go bye bye
kid over shoulder
are you there
top of the morning
don't know
giggling to myself
Texting While Intoxicated
as soon as I know
big fat hairy deal
food for thought
thank you
For What Its Worth
I Dont Think So
In Any Event
Alexander King Project
clueless newbie
for what it's worth
i don't think so
just talking
Thank you
Please explain?
as if I care
are you there
good night
massively multiplayer online role playing game
Not As Often
oh dear God
absent by enforced net deprivation
don't know
how about you
Join the club
laugh out real loud
check out what I'm telling you
unidentified party wound
what not to do
Another Point Of Discussion
got to go
i just farted
just for fun
kiss on lips
Doing Class Work
end user license agreement
if you know what I mean
That was funny
be back quick
how are you doing
Just google it you noob
Laughing on floor
message of the day
talk to me later
cutting my wrists
figure it out
In Which Case
mom is watching
right hand side
Keep It Moving
Happy Friends Day
Don't tell the police on us
I care why?
just making sure
call my cell phone
chuckle to myself
Ex-Girl Friend
In Another Window
Three Letter Acronym
Boy friend
how should i know
take your time
Out Of The Box / Out of the Blue
and if I did
capture the flag
love of my life
not at the minute
non internet friend
out of the blue
teacher is watching
until next time
Search The Web
just fooling
my best friend
main stream media
no school today
share the wealth
Team Fortress Classic
Sincerely Yours
at time of posting
don't talk to me loser
did you know
how you been
are you a girl or a boy
say it to my face
Saturday Night Live
are you kidding me
don't go there
it's all good
Pardon me for jumping in
you retard
You there?
Facebook Friend
are you listening
love you too
oh for crying out loud
Runescape Private Server
that makes sense
very truthful parental no
Long Time No See
can't be bothered
can't talk now
don't look now
Do not want
i swear to god
let's be honest
Play Station 2
spawn kill
ask me anything
best friends for life
I am the best
Internet job posting
looking for mate
make my day
not funny
the idiots in control
what an idiot
are you kidding
CounterStrike: Source
go back to
good for you
group looking for
metal teeth
laughing a little
mega laugh out loud of doom
On our way
pirates of the caribbean
Thanks For Looking
that is so cool
very good looking
with all due respect
Way To Go
Way To Go!
I can still reach Google
I am Not Typing This With My Fingers
i really hate you
listen to me
my face when
no its not
red alert 2 (game)
thank god husband is gone
you dumb shit
you tell me
A - A ,B - Boy, C - Can ,D - Do, E - Everything, F - For, G - Girl
Thread From Hell (a topic or discussion that wont stop - esp. newsgroups)
For Your Amusement
be my friend
Go To Bed
last retweet
parent at side
peace hugs love respect
Play Station 3
soon to be
Thread from hell
teenage mutant ninja turtles
talk to you never
best friend
Fixed It For You
Getting ready to go
how big is it
i hate you
i miss you
just kidding loser
welcome on cam
what on god's green earth?
Band Karo Bakwas
All Of The Above
"""Fouled"" Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition"
are you okay
did you know
hell yeah
Want to buy
and I'm a monkey's uncle
always look on the bright side of life
he could be the one
My Humble Opinion
right click save as
Thank You Very Much
And Your Point Is
do you like me
every now and then
grounded for life
if I understand correctly
to the top
Virgins 4 ever
Fill In The Blanks
as you wish
fill in the blank
google it retard
Got my vote
it happens
That was great
Virtual Network Computing
Weapons Of Mass Destruction
Be Aware, Responsible, And Kind
don't mess with me
husband is watching
laughing but very serious
My computer sucks
too bad so sad
Zero Tolerance
Big Man On Campus
Do you mind
go die in a fire
love you lots
not to much
talk to you later
Ta-Ta For Now
Ta Ta For Now
be my valentine please
combination of crazy and drunk
don't know
got to eat
gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today
in my honest opinion
just stop already
say no more
you are the worst
word of advice
what's wrong with you
are you still there
Final Fantasy 11
good games
here you go
if I recall correctly
Indicators of Interest
Looking for one more
My mom thinks you're hot
Play Station 1
the monkeys are at it again
yahoo answers
as early as possible
for crying out loud
i just remembered
keep it clean
no kidding
are you horny
to be fair
as a matter of fact
Angry Video Game Nerd
dead to me
don't you worry
how about now
or something like that
sibling in room
Thinking of You
what do you mean
what's going on
area between foot and ankle
Guns n' roses
holy mother of jesus
I'm Just kidding
on my way
take it or leave it
Too LongDidn't Read
talk to you soon
wow you're stupid
Don't Beg It
Keep it up
online love
system of a down
you are late
what do you want
Face To Face
away from game
Don't think so
error carried forward
hoes before bros
if I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink
I swear I am not making this up
kid in room
Trading Card Game
to let you know
you are the best
used to work
where were you
easy (one of the really old ones)
are you for real
got to pee
I'll see you later
tell me something good
Ill Be Seeing You.
be seeing you
cell phone
Can't talk now call later
good night
get a job
how are you doing
i am very bored
I really love you
learn to play
leave me alone
Not Away From Keyboard Any More
service oriented infrastructure
The list goes on
would like to meet
when will you call me
are you done
buy one get one
don't go anywhere
For your eyes only
game boy advance
kill the cat
Long time no see
male or female
any day now
oh my God
Too much work
What Would Jesus Do?
At The Time Of This Post
All Your Base
at your earliest convenience
can you believe it
Drug and Disease Free
did you get that?
get the hell out
I agree with this comment
life goes on
no big deal
nice to meet you
get off my back
Half-Life 2
broke down automobile
I just don't know
image of the day
kiss on the lips
One Laptop Per Child
smoking sista for life
That's all for now
That's all I got
Teachers are Watching
Welcome Back Partner
what do you think
Why Should I Do It
get on the computer
instant kill
kill me now
oh guess what
that is so wrong
teacher over back
Are you done yet?
are you my friend
call me later
Dragon Age 2
good work
I can't talk right now
I miss you
if only you knew
keep it going
looking for 2 more
Real Life Friend
are you ready
Shout It Out Loud
Love You Lots
Only Joking
catch up with you later
dumb as hell
Ex-Boy Friend
I am not a rocket scientist
I don't believe they would do such a thing
it is what it is
low cost small notebook personal computer
out for the count
orange juice
out of character
talk to you later
you are stupid
what do we do now
when shit hits the fan
Not In My Back Yard
ask me something personal
don't mess yourself
God only really knows
Hit me up later
i don't really care
my head hurts
not in my backyard
not right for you
inexperienced person
straight edge
tell me about it
thinking of laughing out loud
Your Most Favorite Person
are you done yet
see you tomorrow
Don't you think
google instant messanger
happy birthday
how you know
I am not your lawyer
not to worry
Are you male or female
speak for yourself
see you tomorrow
Too long to proof read
what a long strange trip it's been
Watch Your Language Young Man
why sleep when not tired?
Young Man
All submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they are added.
be seeing you later
i am interested
it's just a fact
I need to pee
love you so much
Miss You So Much
oh my dear god
on the floor cracking up
Pimpin aint easy
parent over shoulder might be reading it
see you there
this is not legal advice
why do you do that
your mom
No Further Comment
check for identification
I don't know
first come first served
I am not a copyright lawyer
i love you as a friend
I wouldn't know
parents over sholder change subject
talk later
you know what i mean
very big grin
What the bloody hell
deal with it
How do you do it
i just came on my keyboard
if you catch my drift
keep on talking shit
meet me around the corner
my mom is watching
that's a crappy idea
Tae Kwon Do
you are welcome
why should I
what the heck
who would care
Expression of disagreement
i don't know
for God's sake
Idiot between chair & desk
I'll be waiting
if this then that
over and out
parental figure over sholder
thinking of you always
wife looking over Shoulder
your mom goes to college
Gone For Now
good game all
get out of here!
i dont need to know
I meant to say
it's ok if you are
laughing but not really
looking to buy
laugh under breath
my parents are watching
that is too obious
top of the page dance
you are not cool
welcome back
Pretty Awesome New Stuff (often referring to computer technology)
don't ask me how I know this
Fixed that for you
I don't know
kiss on the cheek
love my life
oh hell yeah
are you ok?
sitting in my chair laughing
Situation normal all effed up
i hate my parents
inside joke
killing myself with laughter
out of buisness
sitting in chair laughing
this link is worthless without video
That's what she said
you are too good
will you come
what's your problem?
Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss
be back never
Both of them
good point well made
I'd Own Your Ass
just for giggles
laughting until I puke
not too bad
need to pee
No Flame Intended
osama bin laden
i'll talk to you later
talk to you tomorrow
you are a cutie
That s All For Now
drink to that
little boy's room
or best offer
are you ok?
shut the hell up
you are so damn fine
what do you want to do
when should i be there
wouldn't you like to know
You think I'm special?
Have A Good Day
These Things Take Time
Yet Another Acronym
Good Sense of Humour
Best Friends For Ever And Ever
do you get it?
For Gods sake shut up
get out of my head
Good Sense of Humor
I don't know
quoted for emphasis
real life name
Rock My socks off
such bull shit
to tell the truth
complete waste of time
drinking buddy for life
Dont let it bother you
extra friendly friends for life
go find a rock to crawl under
in my own opinion
just one minuite
talk to you next week
See You On Line
good for you
Go die in hell
go fly a kite
got observers - keep it decent
instant messaged
Laughing out loud.
are you kidding me
thinking about you
Team Fortress 2
this post is worthless without pictures
its up to you
you make it sound like i did it
You Made My Day
You Are Such A Fool
Whats Eating You?
Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug
good job
get out of my life
I just got laid
just for you
learn to
user who is a loser
monkey see - monkey do
No details in thread
oh shit i forgot
That's Not Funny
thanks very much
what about you
Plain Old Telephone Service
back to you
love you very much
meet me at the park
May the Force be with you
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You are the best in the world!
who really gives a damn
Been There Done That
don't ask me how I know
do the right thing
don't you text me again
I just died laughing
on the floor laughing out loud
rolling in chair laughing
safe for work
worst president ever (Bush)
damn you to hell
for your knowledge
good night
I am not a brain surgeon
kisses and hugs
long time no talk
my eyes glaze over
crying eyes
tell me about it
Very good hand
Dont Even Go There (I dont want to talk about it)
Message Of The Day
Or Best Offer
Don't Even Give Me That
Gone but not forgotten
good friend
i knew that
i love you
my best friend and lover
quite pathetic really
thank you for nothing
with you

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